Height Perceiver Pillows

"I fancy tall men."

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth."

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

Man on Stilts in a Market

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

'How many more times must I tell you to keep this door CLOSED, Hoskins?'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

Son measuring his father against the wall.

Increase Your Height.

Tossing for it.

Tightrope Walker.

Stilts go to Bobo the Clown's head.

'It's for you.'

Man on stilts on a date.

'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

That's not what "living off the land" means, Ernie.

'You just grew three inches.'

'Ever get the urge to say 'the hell with it' and just jump?'

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

Ascent Attempt.

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'

Centipedes - 'Wow he must be a hundred feet tall!'

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on

Mt. Everest Museum. First Ascent. Sir Edmund Hillary. Now that you mention it, it is pretty ironic that his name was "Hill"-ary.

"Bingo Tim: I can get a two-bar signal from here!"

'Drop the rock!'

Reaching the Summit

Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?

Measuring a girl's height.

'Oh boy, you've grown alright! Better be careful though: From now on, they won't throw you back...'