Height Mismatch Appreciator Pillows

Basketball team toilets.

'He always tees off like that. He used to throw the discus in college.'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"His father came from a family of climbers."

'Well this is awkward.'

Man on Stilts in a Market

Alligator Bars

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

'How many more times must I tell you to keep this door CLOSED, Hoskins?'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

"Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny's Joke Shop in Hoboken, New Jersey."

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

Son measuring his father against the wall.

Tossing for it.

Tightrope Walker.

Stilts go to Bobo the Clown's head.

Man on stilts on a date.

'It's for you.'

"I fancy tall men."

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'

'I like you and all, it's just I usually don't date anyone shorter than me.'

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

That's not what "living off the land" means, Ernie.

'You just grew three inches.'

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'

Giraffe helping to change lightbulbs in a zoo.

"I'm sorry, I think there's been a typo."

Centipedes - 'Wow he must be a hundred feet tall!'

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on