Mismatch Appreciator Pillows

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

'Well this is awkward.'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"I hate it when we fight."

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Large, wrinkly

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Cat with nine still lives"

"Here's your sweater back."

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

Dog steals a cricket ball.

Alligator Bars

Good Kitty No More.

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

"Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny's Joke Shop in Hoboken, New Jersey."

BEWARE! Cheshire snake in the grass!

"This won't work, Josh. I'm bottled water. You're tap."

'I'm trying to make restitution for shredding the sofa.'

'To be totally honest, our ship of matrimony is taking on water.'

'I'm sure looking forward to relaxing when we get to the summit.'

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

'How To Say No To Sales People'.

"That's why we call him 'Slick'."

Cat eyes up a hard looking mouse from behind a pillar

'You are a credit to the human race, Yardsley. Unfortunately, you're a liability to this firm.'

Cat sitting atop sleeping woman's head uses long straw to drink from glass in her lap.

"That was Albert. He was at a demonstration against global warming and now he's in the hospital with frostbite."

'You're not really into this, are you Mahoney?'

The Badlands! A dry and deserted landscape where deadly rattlesnakes and packs of sharp-toothes coyotes roam the night looking for prey. And also, Fifi.