Mix-up Appreciator Pillows

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Large, wrinkly

"Sorry, that's not my table."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

The Book Lover

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"Here's your sweater back."

"Cat with nine still lives"

'Well this is awkward.'

Dog steals a cricket ball.

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

Birds steal sleeping girl's shoelaces.

'I suppose you're going to tell me I need new contact lenses.'

BEWARE! Cheshire snake in the grass!

Good Kitty No More.

"Do you know what time they open love?"

'I'm trying to make restitution for shredding the sofa.'

'Continue to support sex education in the schools if you want to, but Billy just told me that he resulted when your sperm met my omelet.'

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

Cat sitting atop sleeping woman's head uses long straw to drink from glass in her lap.

Deadpan Delivery.

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

Child found in the Street is Brought into Shelter at a Ragged School

Cat eyes up a hard looking mouse from behind a pillar

"Good Lord! He picked the salad fork!"

'When I asked for a bottle of house red...'

'No, but next week, the fireworks start in earnest.'

"That's why we call him 'Slick'."

"Right now someone is saying 'Look, somebody threw out a perfectly good briefcase!"

Herbert can't read, Janice can't jump, but together they can rule the world!

Page boy blowing his nose on the Brides Train Veil.

"Please forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles. Will the happy couple please step forward?"

"No, this is not 'returns,' and that's not a receipt … it's a birth certificate!"

"Frankincense you fool...."