Mix-up Appreciator Pillows

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"Sorry, that's not my table."

Large, wrinkly

The Book Lover

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"Here's your sweater back."

"Cat with nine still lives"

"Kiss, you idiot. Not hiss."

'Well this is awkward.'

Birds steal sleeping girl's shoelaces.

Dog steals a cricket ball.

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

BEWARE! Cheshire snake in the grass!

Good Kitty No More.

'I suppose you're going to tell me I need new contact lenses.'

"Do you know what time they open love?"

'I'm trying to make restitution for shredding the sofa.'

'Continue to support sex education in the schools if you want to, but Billy just told me that he resulted when your sperm met my omelet.'

Child found in the Street is Brought into Shelter at a Ragged School

Cat sitting atop sleeping woman's head uses long straw to drink from glass in her lap.

Cat eyes up a hard looking mouse from behind a pillar

'No, but next week, the fireworks start in earnest.'

'When I asked for a bottle of house red...'

"Good Lord! He picked the salad fork!"

Deadpan Delivery.

"Right now someone is saying 'Look, somebody threw out a perfectly good briefcase!"

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

"That's why we call him 'Slick'."

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

Herbert can't read, Janice can't jump, but together they can rule the world!

Page boy blowing his nose on the Brides Train Veil.

"Frankincense you fool...."

"No, this is not 'returns,' and that's not a receipt … it's a birth certificate!"