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"So, who's doing bottom windows and who's doing top?"

The Cardio Workout Cure for Acrophobia - Details on 23rd floor.

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

As he tore open his gifts, Dell kept hoping that the weather balloon kit he craved was somewhere among them.

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

Cliff Notes

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

Doctor to overweight patient: 'I assure you, stomach stapling is quite routine these days.'

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

"I thought it was deeper here."

Man on Stilts in a Market

"I'd consider taking out this appendix you'renot using and greatly expanding your kidney area."

'How many more times must I tell you to keep this door CLOSED, Hoskins?'

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Nano technology.

'Does My Bum Look Big In This Dimension?'

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

Son measuring his father against the wall.

A man's health care options.

A Man mixing up his sports.

Stilts go to Bobo the Clown's head.

Tossing for it.

Tightrope Walker.

'... And when Brad Pitt told you that it was this way to the waterhole, you didn't think that you may have been hallucinating?'

Man on stilts on a date.

Before you ask me for a date outside of the comics, be warned that you would encounter something in a woman that you might find confusing and frightening: Three dimensions. ? ?

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

'It was cheaper and less painful than a Gastric Band procedure...'

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

'You just grew three inches.'