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"So, who's doing bottom windows and who's doing top?"

The Cardio Workout Cure for Acrophobia - Details on 23rd floor.

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

Doctor to overweight patient: 'I assure you, stomach stapling is quite routine these days.'

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

"I thought it was deeper here."

Man on Stilts in a Market

'How many more times must I tell you to keep this door CLOSED, Hoskins?'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

Nano technology.

Son measuring his father against the wall.

A man's health care options.

A Man mixing up his sports.

Tightrope Walker.

Tossing for it.

Stilts go to Bobo the Clown's head.

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

Man on stilts on a date.

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

'It was cheaper and less painful than a Gastric Band procedure...'

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

'You just grew three inches.'

'Has the medication had any other side effects?'