Aquarium Observer Gifts

There's always a bigger fish.

'I've decided that I'm leaving you!'

Horror movies

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Pets.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"I think it loves us."

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

Fishbowl rebellion.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Just water for me, please."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'I wish I was creative'

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'So what have you been up to?'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

'As I grow older and I reflect back on it, I'm kind of sorry we ate all the kids!'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Drinking Companions

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'