Sea Life Singer Pillows

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Lazy Octopus

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Turtle Hat

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"The unlucky lemming"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

"I don't do windows."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'