Sea Life Socialites Pillows

'Sorry, man. It's just hard to be friends with someone lower on the food chain.'

Turtle Hat

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"I don't do windows."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Dolphin

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Shark food pyramid.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

'Where are those nice blue fish that we like - the ones with the blue stripes?' - 'We ate them all - they're now extinct.'

Starbucks Siren

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Psycho-plankton.

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

So, how are you planning on eating that?

"You should have seen how excited I made a couple of oceanographers today."

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

When blue bottles cuddle...

'I'll have a Martini, Jack. Extra dry.'

"I thought they only used the ink for protection..."