Sea Life Socialites Mugs

'Sorry, man. It's just hard to be friends with someone lower on the food chain.'

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

Turtle Hat

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"I don't do windows."

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Dolphin

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Shark food pyramid.

Jacques Cousteau.

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

Starbucks Siren

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

'Where are those nice blue fish that we like - the ones with the blue stripes?' - 'We ate them all - they're now extinct.'

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

When blue bottles cuddle...

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

"The cleaner shrimp are here"

Psycho-plankton.

So, how are you planning on eating that?

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

'I'll have a Martini, Jack. Extra dry.'

"I thought they only used the ink for protection..."