Sea-life Comic Pillows

"Is really wet, here!"

Lazy Octopus

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Turtle Hat

"I don't do windows."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

Dolphin

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

"They fired me...but how was I to know that human businesses don't hunt and eat their clients??"

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

'I just got back form a class reunion!'

"To be perfectly hones, I've never ripped into anything that wasn't begging to be ripped into."

A blind Scuba-diver being lead by his Guide/Seeing Eye Fish

'I want you to go give those Herrings a warning to stay off our turf... leave this packet of chips on their doorstep.'

"You come from a long line of stay-at-home dads: What makes you think you have what it takes to branch out?"

With attendance falling, aquariums are turning to alternate sources of revenue.

Octopus and submarine

"I've been thinking about getting a snail."

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

'It doesn't feel like a Tuesday. It feels more like a Thursday.'

Whale Whale Whale.

"How weird is it?"

'We'll never get a table - it's a frenzy in there tonight.'