Sea-life Comic Gifts

"Is really wet, here!"

Lazy Octopus

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Turtle Hat

Chicken soup for the sole.

"I don't do windows."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

Dolphin

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

"They fired me...but how was I to know that human businesses don't hunt and eat their clients??"

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

Welcome to old age - I come up seven or eight times a night to empty my blowhole, too.

"To be perfectly hones, I've never ripped into anything that wasn't begging to be ripped into."

'I just got back form a class reunion!'

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

A blind Scuba-diver being lead by his Guide/Seeing Eye Fish

'I want you to go give those Herrings a warning to stay off our turf... leave this packet of chips on their doorstep.'

Octopus and submarine

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

"You come from a long line of stay-at-home dads: What makes you think you have what it takes to branch out?"

With attendance falling, aquariums are turning to alternate sources of revenue.

Ok, who told him to stick his tongue on the iceberg?

"I've been thinking about getting a snail."

"How weird is it?"

'We'll never get a table - it's a frenzy in there tonight.'

'It doesn't feel like a Tuesday. It feels more like a Thursday.'