Sanctuary Lover Mugs

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

James decided to stay in that night.

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

Sandy Floss

Prison Romance.

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

Relax.

"Holy Mackerel!"

Summer Sledding

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

The idea of a wo-man cave was looking better and better.

"Same old crowd."

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

Stonehenge Ticket Office

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

'Can't you forget work for ONE day?'

"This is the life -- I'm never travelling Economy again!"

Lost and Found - 'Nothing yet.' (Zebra has lots its stripes).

Weathervanes.

"Was she a roaming Catholic?"

Life is change

'All I can tell you is they're not the cute little birds who usually ride around on us.'