Sanctuary Supporter Mugs

The Statue of Liberty rescues people stuck in the shadow of the deportation force.

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

Kangaroo Rescue Centre

Donkey

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

'It's almost as if they knew!'

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

Alms Bank

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

Me and my money are soon parted

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

International Women's Day

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

The idea of a wo-man cave was looking better and better.

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

Hedgehog Mortuary.

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

Rodin's Charity Collector

Queen reigning.

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

Don't ask the price - it's a pound.