Bird Sanctuary Supporter Mugs

'Are you a friend or a relative of the bird?'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Bee flying to another flower.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"That's mine!"

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'It's almost as if they knew!'

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

REPENT! Get back to nature

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"Plastic?"

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

Seals - Pick your own.

'If they're so darn 'fair and balance,' why are all the reporters people?'

"There goes your father again... luckily we have a rescue cat."

'Santa wouldn't employ me because I'm an African elephant, not a reindeer. I want to sue him for discrimination!'

My master abandoned me because I had more 'likes' than he does. Please help.

"Use your indoor voice!"

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

Hedgehog Mortuary.

Adapting to global warming.

"Don't attack surfers! You're giving us all a bad name and encouraging culling!"

"Wow! I never knew the Vancouver Island marmot is among the rarest animals in the world! Pretty cool, huh?"

"We learnt about nutrition at school today Mum: Our diet didn't rate well at all..."

"Jd Vance wants to visit"