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'Are you a friend or a relative of the bird?'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Bee flying to another flower.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"That's mine!"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

'It's almost as if they knew!'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

REPENT! Get back to nature

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

Seals - Pick your own.

"Plastic?"

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

"There goes your father again... luckily we have a rescue cat."

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

'If they're so darn 'fair and balance,' why are all the reporters people?'

'Santa wouldn't employ me because I'm an African elephant, not a reindeer. I want to sue him for discrimination!'

My master abandoned me because I had more 'likes' than he does. Please help.

"Use your indoor voice!"

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'

Veterinary Clinic: We Accept Mastercard or Mistresscard.

"Jd Vance wants to visit"

"Don't attack surfers! You're giving us all a bad name and encouraging culling!"

"Wow! I never knew the Vancouver Island marmot is among the rarest animals in the world! Pretty cool, huh?"

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

"We learnt about nutrition at school today Mum: Our diet didn't rate well at all..."