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Nathan Hale has but one egret.

'It's almost as if they knew!'

Schrodinger's Cat Sanctuary

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

"Tallyho!"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

Pet Adoptions

DIY Butchers

"Why would I care if you're not a pure breed? That's a human concern! Sure, I'll go out with you tonight..."

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

"There goes your father again... luckily we have a rescue cat."

"I retired from avalanche rescue. I still want to help people, so now I come to your home and provide tech support."

'I have to ask you this before I say yes to a date - you don't contribute to global warming very often, do you?'

My master abandoned me because I had more 'likes' than he does. Please help.

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'

A cow is trying to hitchhike away from the slaughterhouse.

"We're raising royalties and we want vending machines every 200 feet."

Adelie Penguins Protest Australian Antarctic Airport

Hedgehog Mortuary.

'My, that's reasonable. And how much for BOTH testicles?'

Veterinary Clinic: We Accept Mastercard or Mistresscard.