Study Sanctuary Lover Mugs

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"Meet the scribe"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

James decided to stay in that night.

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

Relax.

"Are you sure you need to make a large print version available?"

The idea of a wo-man cave was looking better and better.

Suburban street.

"Straighten up that tonsure."

Rudolph wasn't the only one who used to like to play Reindeer Games.

"Was she a roaming Catholic?"

Weathervanes.

"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

Life is change

"Finally, the meaning of life has come to me."

Bird Sanctuary

"Please hold my calls."

Santa Claus uses drones to deliver presents on Christmas.

'Yes Dad, it's a wonderful view, but do you need to point it out every single day?'

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

Santa uses reindeer parts.

"Trust me — we’re better off in here."

A sign giving directions to 'it all' and 'away from it all'.

"Yes, a glass of milk and cookies for Santa is common, but when you find carrots for the reindeers, you know for sure it's a nice kid's house..."

"Missing elf"

Tunnel of One @#$% Moment to Yourself.

You'll love this house. Plus! The neighbor's yard is a veritable wildlife sanctuary. Slap. Bzzz. Bzzzz. For sale. Any wildlife that doesn't burrow, bite or sting?

'Oh yeah! First to reach enlightenment... Right here! Eat my dust, bitches!'

'What?'

'Really? - You wrote these with ME in mind?'