Sanctuary Seekers Gifts

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

'It always great to get away from it all.'

"I spy something blue."

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

The idea of a wo-man cave was looking better and better.

"So, how long have you been a holiday relief?"

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

Office block moving to the suburbs.

Hiding From Social Media

"There...that chair, hidden by the plants...that's my secret happy place."

Man on a beach with shells for headphones.

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

"Lately, we've been getting a number of white males in their thirties seeking sanctuary."

Offshore Drilling

'Check out my new bed: Titanium frame, extra firm mattress...Should last for years...'

Vacation away from the government.

It was clear that, once again, Lyle was not being nominated for sainthood.

'That's where they go to lick their wounds.'

Building for sale: Yes - it has been de-consecrated.

"This one's for our brother, the whistleblower seeking sanctuary in your tree."

"I'm really excited about this opportunity, but I'm hoping there's room to negotiate the title? What about 'Rise-to-the-Occasion-Mary', or 'Cool-Under-Pressure-Mary'?"

"Waiting here for Santa Claus is getting us nowhere. I say we forget about the tree, go outside and just have fun."

"I adore the beauty and tranquillity of these raw-sewage days."

"Sanctuary yes, asylum no."

'I claim Sanctuary!'

Cute 1 bdrm cottage next to beach $2500 a month - No dogs.

You Store IT!

Man having thinning hair blasted by cafe speaker.

Noise Pollution

'The safari is going well - but I don't seem very popular with the natives,'

I see you found somewhere cool, dry and safe to keep your books! Yes, but it's too dark to read in here!