Romance Connoisseur T-Shirts

'Love me little, love me long.'

'There's lots of fine,honest,upstanding young men out there and she takes up with a banker!'

Bear Costume

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

I only have eyes for you

Who Will blink First Hugs.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Happy Valentine's Day.

Klimt Kiss Phones

'I love it when you spoon me.'

Love is in the air...

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Love

Funnel of Love

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

Funnel of Love

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Dialogue about the relationship.

Champagne Bubble

The Tunnel Of Love

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Love Birds love snuggles

Words of Love

Zora Neale Hurston

A young couple in love.

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

Mating rituals

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

You're my Venus

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

"The antidote is $150."

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

'Modern romance'