Romance Connoisseur T-Shirts

'Love me little, love me long.'

'There's lots of fine,honest,upstanding young men out there and she takes up with a banker!'

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Bear Costume

I only have eyes for you

Happy Valentine's Day.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Who Will blink First Hugs.

Klimt Kiss Phones

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Love is in the air...

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Love

Funnel of Love

Funnel of Love

Champagne Bubble

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

Mating rituals

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Love Birds love snuggles

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Words of Love

You're my Venus

The Tunnel Of Love

A young couple in love.

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

"The antidote is $150."

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.