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Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Paint pots in love

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Men gossiping

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

'Love me little, love me long.'

Urns in love

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

Counselor. It's annoying that he always has to have the second-to-last word

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

Growing Love

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

Hold on

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Heaven

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

Love

"Too desperate?"

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.