Relationship Connoisseur Prints

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Paint pots in love

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Men gossiping

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

Urns in love

'Love me little, love me long.'

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

Heaven

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

Growing Love

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

"Too desperate?"

"I'm looking for a man who has an unwavering character, except when he's talking to me."