Relationship Enthusiast Prints

"I had a nice time, Steve. Would you like to come in, settle down, and raise a family?"

"Can we talk through a decision that I've already made?"

'Sex is good!'

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

"Oh I know when my wife is upset: She stops singing to me and starts talking..."

' Then he had the nerve to say he likes plump women!'

"It's not you, Adam. It's men."

"Of course, we love you. Hasn't Maria told you?"

"If you're not going to make something of yourself would you mind if I tried?"

"I'm afraid that if I share my vulnerabilities they become part of the public domain."

'I'm worried about the wife, Doctor. She hasn't contradicted me all day!'

'Regret that we had Siamese Attachment Surgery? Never!'

"I found an older man that I want to spend the rest of his life with."

"We've been happily married for five years. Next week we celebrate our 30th wedding anniversary."

"If you had to give me high marks for something, what would it be?"

Evolution of Marriage

"I can't believe we've been married for 10 years and you never told me you had another leg!"

"You want a child. I want to act like a child. Isn't that enough?"

"While you're at it, could you give him some pizzazz?"

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

'A second honeymoon? - Are you asking for a do-over?'

'She got divorced again.'

Chalk and cheese.

'Love between two people is very beautiful. And between six it's fantastic!'

'One with rose-coloured spectacles might be good' (man at a dating agency)

'Do you ever watch your wife's face while you're making love?'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

Keeping your marriage interesting

'....in fact, I don't even know why Mrs. Goldberg put us together.'

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

"When I married your father, I stopped reading."

"Long time no see, Mr. Jimmy. I understand congratulations are in order on your recent engagement, wedding and divorce."

"Oh yeah? Well, what if I were the first man on earth?"

"You better run, lover boy. If my husband catches you here, he's going to want me to make him breakfast, too."