Romantic Restaurant-goer T-Shirts

"I thought we should celebrate our anniversary. We've been dating 93 days as of...right now!"

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

'A cheeky red?'

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"You're the lid to my pot."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

I love Cannelloni

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

"Shall I let them breathe."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

Ten out of ten for effort...

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"...And would sir care to kill the rabbit himself?"

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

'Why, yes, I remember you. May I suggest an undrinkable pinot grigio that goes well with a bad tip?'

'Physical or Social Science?'

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

'You want to see a list of ingredients? -- Are you trying to make trouble?'

"A table in Siberia, please."