Restaurant Romantic T-Shirts

"I miss indoor dining"

'I sent out for everything.'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

Sauvignon Bonk

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"You're such a good listener."

Venus

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'More bubbles!'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Love linked

Diamond outfits

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Paint pots in love

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Love Conquers All

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

"You're solemates!"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Missing You.

Ostriches making out

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."