Restaurant Romantic T-Shirts

"I miss indoor dining"

'I sent out for everything.'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

Venus

"You're such a good listener."

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

Sauvignon Bonk

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'More bubbles!'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Diamond outfits

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Love Conquers All

Love linked

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

Paint pots in love

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Ostriches making out

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Missing You.

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"You're solemates!"