Romantic Restaurateur T-Shirts

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

Violinist's family begging while he plays.

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"You're the lid to my pot."

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

Ten out of ten for effort...

In Desperate Straits.

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

Romantic Frogs

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"Linguini for two?"

Looking tasty

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

"How nice. A truffle."

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

'Tasty.'

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

"You complete me."

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"