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Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

"My, oh, my! What a fascinating guy you are, Vincent! But now, if it's not too much trouble, I'd like you to take my order."

'And the plates here are so clean you can almost eat off them.'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

Ten out of ten for effort...

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

"And how would you like your steak?"

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

Romantic Frogs

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

'Can I get a box for this?'

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

'How do you guys want your trans fatty acids prepared?'

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

"Linguini for two?"

Three Pigs.

Repletion.

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !'

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

"Why, of course I love you...and other such keywords."

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

'Yes, we are dining by candlelight because I thought it would be romantic. And also, because I didn't pay my electricity bill.'