Romantic Restaurateur Mugs

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

Violinist's family begging while he plays.

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"You're the lid to my pot."

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

Ten out of ten for effort...

In Desperate Straits.

"And how would you like your steak?"

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

Romantic Frogs

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

Where cronuts come from.

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

"Linguini for two?"

'Tasty.'

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

"How nice. A truffle."

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

"Why, of course I love you...and other such keywords."

Looking tasty