Romantic Dining Mugs

Ten out of ten for effort...

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"And how would you like your steak?"

"Having lunch in this tea room may be an exciting extra-marital experience for you, but it sure as hell isn't for me."

"I wrote you a poem about how much I want to sh*g you!"

Two Vampire Lovers sharing a drink of Human blood

Vegetarian Restaurant.

'This is a special night, so instead of an order from the car, we'll go inside!'

'Isn't this romantic? The wine? The candlelight?'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

"Why, of course I love you...and other such keywords."

Cheese date

'I sent out for everything.'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'S'more wine?'

In Desperate Straits.

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

Romantic Frogs

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

"Linguini for two?"