Quirky Dinner Date Fans T-Shirts

"I know that on-line dating service claims a 90% success rate, but let's face it, Henry, we're in that other ten percent!"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Romantic Violinist.

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Love is in the air...

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"Oh, how sweet of you."

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

What do I want out of our relationship? Same thing anyone wants. Good value.

'Love's young dream or no, they're going to have to take a hunt!'

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

'Have I ever told you how beautiful you are when you agree with me?'

'Look, I know I'm just the bread, but I feel like you guys aren't being emotionally honest with each other and it's going to cause problems down the road.'

"I never knew what love was until you came along and explained it to me."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

"Know any marches? I just gave him his marching papers."

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

"Remember the last time you took me out? We had ration books!"

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

Spud dating.

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

'A table for two?'

'Oh Harry, look at that cute couple! How come we don't do anything romantic like that anymore?'