Dining Out Fan T-Shirts

"Bring me a bottle of chardonnay and one long straw."

'I really don't know why we bother coming here - the food's always crap.'

"What did Jesus order?"

"I don't want any pie, so can I get Ice Cream A La Mode!"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Love is in the air...

Church Basement Foodie

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"How about a little more coffee?"

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

Nouveau wine

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"Wine makes him sleepy."

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"