Modern Dining Gifts

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

'I sent out for everything.'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Come dine with me!

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Grace For Flies

LAY ZEE FUK

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

Sloaney Pony.

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Life is for the birds.

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

Diner.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

The wonderful world of cheese.

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"You do like octopus?"

'Your French dip, sir.'

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'