Techie Explorers T-Shirts

Following satellite navigation instructions is an essential skill in the modern world.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Robotic Man

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Your Future Home.

Baby Screen Time

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Connected to Technology.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Early Programmers.

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

Meet the new factory manager.

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

Giraffe Selfie

'We haven't the foggiest what it does,but it plugs into a computer and retails for three fifity.'

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

Information Tightrope.

"Home is where the WiFi is."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Entomology Reference

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

"Hello ... Susan ... Joe ... Not ... Make ... It ... Me ... Joe's ... Robot ... Me ... Programmed ... Take ... You ... Dinner ..."

Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.

The Thinker