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'My teacher doesn't give numerical or letter grades. She gives emoticons.'

'Of course we're making educational progress. When I was a student, my teacher used a chalkboard to deliver their lectures. Now we can do that using mobile devices.'

To End Virtual Instruction, End Virtual Funding

'And it has a 'homework' app...'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

Interdisciplinary studies.

Continuing education.

Paranormal A-Z...

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

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Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"Three more years of high school."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Real Life/Surreal Life

Conflating Science and Grammar. The boy threw the ball. What grammatical role does "ball" play in this sentence? An object in motion!

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"