Edtech Explorer Pillows

'My teacher doesn't give numerical or letter grades. She gives emoticons.'

'Of course we're making educational progress. When I was a student, my teacher used a chalkboard to deliver their lectures. Now we can do that using mobile devices.'

'And it has a 'homework' app...'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

Interdisciplinary studies.

Continuing education.

"Three more years of high school."

Paranormal A-Z...

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

Likes: $2.

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer