Education Adventurer Pillows

'I appreciate your efforts to make geography class more interesting for your students, Miss Elmore, but....'

Learning.

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

"They say they want me to be happy, but they keep shoving math and art and reading at me."

Admit it! You're gonna miss High School. Best 5 1/2 Years of Your Life.

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

Today we learned to count to one.

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

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WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

Your salary as a research assistant is commensurate on your ability of spell, define, and delineate the work 'commensurate.'

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

"We thought this was more realistic."

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

"It's going to be one of those days."

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'