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"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Continuing education.

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

Paranormal A-Z...

Today we learned to count to one.

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WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

Your salary as a research assistant is commensurate on your ability of spell, define, and delineate the work 'commensurate.'

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Graduation day at kite flying school."