Beginning Online Education T-Shirts

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Pajama Day 743

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Technologies and distance classes

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

Cuba restarts virtual classes

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

Education Plan

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

"I have a question: does intersectionality take into account that frequent power outages in my country may not allow me to sit through this webinar?"

"Any missed assignments can be excused only with a note from your internet service provider."

Geek in indignation at fellow geek's T-shirt which says: 'I'm with someone who can only recite pi to 100 decimal places.'

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'

"Not the 'Princeton Experience' he was expecting."

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?"

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University. Seriously? Nobody's going to go to a psychologist who's got a diploma from some random online college. And psychologists have to have a whole arsenal of treatments. They can't just use reverse psychology for everything. So what you're reverse-saying is, I'll be sought-after and highly effective. No that's ... ok, yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

"I thought that assignment from my school was spam."

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'