Online Schooling Superstar Gifts

Pajama Day 743

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

'Home Schooling'

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

Cuba restarts virtual classes

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University. Seriously? Nobody's going to go to a psychologist who's got a diploma from some random online college. And psychologists have to have a whole arsenal of treatments. They can't just use reverse psychology for everything. So what you're reverse-saying is, I'll be sought-after and highly effective. No that's ... ok, yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

"I asked the parents to get involved more and now they're home-schooling."

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

"Distance Learning"

All of this is very doable-

"Whose idea was it to create a Zoom session for first graders?"

"Have we considered home schooling, if only for the less parental involvement?"

"Let's work really hard today—your parents are eager for deliverables."

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

"Ever since we started home schooling, I've developed more of an appreciation for school lunches."

A Zoom School of Fish

Breakout Room

"I think John is really getting into making remote teaching videos."

Long distance education

'I've never hear of this 'Online University'.'

"That thing wasn't covered in my online medical degree program."

"I didn't have time to take him to the dog trainer. Luckily, they have an online course."

"Couldn't I do my detention online?"

'All of my degrees are from on-line universities. I guess that makes me a man of e-mails rather than of letters.'

"I recommend less screen time. Except, of course, for our therapy sessions, school, work, staying connected with loved ones, dating, telehealth, yoga instruction, and searching for vaccine appointments."

"But I don't need to take swimming lessons. I did an online course."

Home school's out for summer.

"Really, mum? Another 'Pasta Art' class?"

Distance Learning II: THE SPAWNING