Online Tests Prints

Nervous Oral Testing

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

Pajama Day 743

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Four Types of Test-Takers...

Computer games

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"We thought this was more realistic."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

Good Luck with your finals.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"So what else can we get our customers to do online themselves and charge them for it?"

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

"If you're so wise, why won't you tell anyone your SAT scores?"

"Distance Learning"

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

All of this is very doable-

"Whose idea was it to create a Zoom session for first graders?"

'Careful with this next patient. He's not very litigious but he is a prolific online reviewer.'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

A Zoom School of Fish

So your IQ is 176, Peel? - 'Yeah!' - 'That's higher than Einstein.' - 'Cool.' - 'Do something amazing.' - 'I don't know how.' -

I've been video chatting all day, so I think I just need to be alone tonight.

'I'm afraid the doctor can't see you today. You could visit his web page instead.'