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Thug threatens man via computer screen, in cyber cafe - "Why don't we take this argument off line?"

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'I warned you to stay out of those flame wars!'

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Twitter wars! Now that's for sissies!"

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Nervous Oral Testing

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

"We don't need a digital security guard. Hackers don't actually come to our house."

'I'm pleased to announce the newly-created 'Office of Homepage Security' - to protect against computer hackers.'

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

Meta data retention.

"Ms Hathaway, I need to test my mettle. Find someone on social media who thinks they can bully me."

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SOPA supporters regroup.

Internet security illustration.

"So...As I was saying, nothing will actually change..."

"I don't care if it is the most realistic World War II simulator game, I still refuse to salute you."

'Uh-oh -- Bush found out about internet scams, and now he wants to invade Nigeria.'

"Thank goodness Facebook is back. For a few hours I had no idea where to direct my rage."