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"Tonight, on Animal Planet, the mating habits of the pink-bellied Rudy Park."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

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"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

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"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"You may now kiss the bride."

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'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"Everybody meets online these days."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

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Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

'Your website or mine?'

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'

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"It must have been fate that brought us together."

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"Your profile said that you liked long walks on the beach."