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"Tonight, on Animal Planet, the mating habits of the pink-bellied Rudy Park."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

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"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

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"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

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'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"You may now kiss the bride."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

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"Everybody meets online these days."

'Your website or mine?'

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

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"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

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"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"Your profile said that you liked long walks on the beach."