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"This Tonto thinks I don't know anything about Photoshop."

"Yes, I know internet dates often lie about their age, but they usually take years OFF!"

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'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

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"You may now kiss the bride."

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"Your profile said that you liked long walks on the beach."

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"I thought on your profile it said you were into 'BIKING'."

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"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

Well, I didn't know he was a dragon when I met him online!

Man and woman meet in bar, in strained poses. He says: 'Now we've met, can we drop the Myspace poses?'

She's disappointed. Doctor Frankenstein's online dating profile simply says that he's a "body-builder."

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

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"I gotta be honest. I lied on my profile. I'm actually a CPA, not a CEO."

"If they say 'Rubensesque' in their profile, they mean they're a Botero."

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Hey, Sis! Your blind date's here! Says he's from ' Big & Tall Dot Com!'

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'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

Wendy's blind date had heard that women love a guy who can make them laugh.

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"You said your pictures were recent."

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