Online Dating Warrior Mugs

"Yes, I know internet dates often lie about their age, but they usually take years OFF!"

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Second lifeReal life.

"You may now kiss the bride."

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"Your profile said that you liked long walks on the beach."

"On the internet nobody knows you're a dog, but in person..."

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

'The website made a mistake. Not 'erotic' - 'neurotic'.'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"I thought on your profile it said you were into 'BIKING'."

Using a social media app to date

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

Netflix and chill?

Tinder

Hey, Sis! Your blind date's here! Says he's from ' Big & Tall Dot Com!'

"If they say 'Rubensesque' in their profile, they mean they're a Botero."

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Women Seeking Men

"I gotta be honest. I lied on my profile. I'm actually a CPA, not a CEO."

Quarandating.

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

Online Dog Dating

"You said your pictures were recent."

Internet dating

Woman seeks male companion...

"I'm looking for someone who werjt23609ui45y7ijopgreop[yt thinks it's cute that cat ran across the keys and I left it in."