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'If you meet someone online who says he's a 22 year old software millionaire who looks like Hary Styles. He's really unemployed, 45, and lives with his mother!'

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'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

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"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

"You may now kiss the bride."

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

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Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

'Your website or mine?'

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"Everybody meets online these days."

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"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

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'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

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'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."