Online Veteran Pillows

"For my 15 minutes of fame I've gotten 60 days of social media abuse."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

Second lifeReal life.

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

Negative Interest Meeting

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence."

Net Bubbie

"Could you continue to work from home? We're enjoying not having you in the office."

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

'There goes Mr. Mookwon. He's been here simply for ages.'

Working from home.

Historic Medical Moments: The first time a body rejected a heart before it was transplanted.

'Close the chat room and start your homework or I'll pull the plug and switch you to America Off-line.'

"Before remote teaching, this would've been three days off."

"Stop pouting, Randy. You've survived other Internet outages before."

'The genius is that WiFi only stays on for seconds at a time.'

March of the Zoombies.

I wish I could experience a normal, social interaction...

Breakout Room

"Now that the crisis is over, we can go back to our usual inefficiencies."

'This is fun, Dad -- I'm in a flame war with Vladimir Putin!'

"That's the fifth customer this morning - video calling the doctor's surgery because of Covid restrictions."

'Next time?'