Video Game Devotee Pillows

Computer Gamers.

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

Mixed Doubles.

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Marco ..."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'She'll never look for me here.'

Camping-Pong

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Antler Buzzers.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'I can't talk right now. I'm discussing strategy with our financial director.'

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

Knights of the Square Table.

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"OK, I'll play Hide and Seek with you, but only if you promise not to use your sense of smell..."