Geek God Gifts

Nerd tryouts.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

A Fairytale Update

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

Geek fairies

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

Gene Therapy

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

Best System in the World

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

Knights of the Square Table.

The band.

"In my trashcan again, eh?"

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"