Sportsman With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

Help a struggling bowler out of the gutter.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Alternative fielding positions

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Inflatable Duck Boat

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Punishment for the kicker.

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

Football heads...