Humor-loving Sportsman Gifts

'Guess where these low cost shotgun shells were made!!'

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Alternative fielding positions

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Sloth 10K.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

The Hockey World

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Pole Vault Rules

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions