Humor-loving Sports Buddy Gifts

Fish golfing.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Alternative fielding positions

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Sloth 10K.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

The Hockey World

Cat and mouse.

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

Punishment for the kicker.

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

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